Friday, March 14, 2008

Perhaps its a Fretalian thing?

Can someone explain the purpose of Dunkin' Donuts to me? When I first got here, it was a novelty...hey, a doughnut chain, we never really had that at home! (I am a big cake doughnut fan, so Krispy Kreme never appealed to me...) But, as time wears on, I realize this: Doughnut chains suck! At least they made the doughnuts at Krispy Kreme locations, here, you are damned to find a hot doughnut anywhere! And is this why there is a lack of coffee shops, because their coffee is soooooo fantastic?

When I think of doughnuts, I use the following criteria to evaluate:
#1 they are made at the same place they are sold
#2 they do not use other products to draw you in to buy their doughnuts
#3 they spell doughnuts correctly

I might be more open to your spelling issues if you had not formed the unholy alliance with Rachel Ray, whom I believe may be an evil demon who is conspiring to take over the few parts of my television that are not being invaded with reality competition shows.

So what is it that draws you out here to this locale? Is it something bred into you? Is there an addictive substance found only in their food products that brings you back? Or, is it possibly an undeveloped palate that certain populations suffer from due to lack of real food in their diets?

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